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Known alternately as “Reading Week” and “Breeding Week” Spring Break is a seven-day Girls Gone Wild video just waiting to happen. I got to live the wet dream for the first time back in 1999 when five buddies and I crammed ourselves into my Datsun hatchback and headed down to Fort Lauderdale.

As luck would have it, the hotel we were staying at was home to the MuchMusic Spring Break Experience, a five-day live broadcast sponsored by “The Nation’s Music Station.” Several of the channel’s VJ’s were on hand to host a series of alcohol-fueled activities beginning the moment we rolled out of bed every day at 2:00 p.m.

It didn’t take us long to join the debauchery (a dozen Budweisers is all). The first, and most memorable, activity I participated in was a banana-eating contest. A VJ randomly partnered me up with a gorgeous blonde from Michigan named Tiffany. Blonde and statuesque, Tiffany’s sweater kittens were desperately trying to claw their way out of her pink string bikini. The moment I laid eyes on her I not only knew there was a God, I was positively certain that he was a tit man. Tiffany and I each started with an opposing end of a whipped cream-covered banana in our mouths and were instructed to eat our way to the center without using our hands.

When the whistle blew we went at it like drunken monkeys, devouring the fruit in two bites. By the time we got to the center we dropped all pretense of competition and starting sucking face like our GPAs depended on it. We greedily probed each other with our tongues and then our hands as a cameraman closed in on the action. There were five other couples in the competition but we were the ones getting all the attention.

It was a great piece of footage, and the one station played over and over again. As a matter of fact they liked it so much they spliced it into a Spring Break montage that they played during each and every commercial break.

All of which would have been great… had I been single. While I was out partying, my girlfriend of two years was sitting alone in her apartment in Montreal watching me swap spit with a poor man’s Pamela Anderson. By the time I returned home three days later she had let herself into my apartment and taken it upon herself to “redecorate.” My posters had been slashed, my plates had been smashed and she had spray-painted “SLUT” in big, bold-letters on my bedroom wall.

The aftermath wasn’t pretty. I never got my girlfriend back and I ended up having to eat off of paper plates for the rest of the semester. But on the positive side, I still have irrefutable video evidence of the hottest chick I ever hooked up with.

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TARA REID is shocked at the number of Los Angeles revellers who want to exploit her “drunk” party-girl image - just so they can feed off her fame.The AMERICAN PIE actress is eager to abolish her wild reputation in the media, and has discovered other party-goers fuel the rumours she is constantly downing alcohol merely to get their names in the press.We all remember her boob slip from her dress at P.Diddy’s birthday where even Paris Hilton wasn’t in center of attention after that.
I thought this was fake when I saw the first one but then 11 more pics came in and I did verify this is real. This isnt a nipple slip this is the entire boob slip. Tara Reid was at a party thrown by P-Diddy and her dress fell off her shoulder and somehow she stood their for 15 seconds before a lady told her that her boob was hanging out.Reid says,

“Look, I don’t care what anybody does. But it seems at this point, I’m the one who gets the shaft.

“I can’t look at a glass of anything when I’m out, forget about picking it up. I see the headline ‘Tara Reid drunk!’

“I was at party, and I accidentally spilled something on a woman standing next to me. She laughed and said, ‘Oh, good, I’m going to call a column and tell them Tara Reid spilled a drink on me.’

“She was serious. I said, ‘Please don’t. They’ll say I was drunk.’ And she said, ‘But it’ll be funny. And I’ll get my name in the papers.’ ‘No you won’t, you’ll just be a nameless source. This will hurt me, can’t you understand?’

“Well, she didn’t, and went away to make her call.”

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Many people may consider Spring Break to be a trivial occurrence, just a big party by students who have nothing better to do with their time and money. But this is NOT SO! Spring Break actually is an established cultural tradition among college students, an annual event to party their brains off! Yahoooo! We here at FunHunter can’t think of a better place for young people to let loose and have the time of their lives…not to mention its a great stress reliever right before finals.
Just imagine 100,000’s of young people lining the beaches and soaking up the sun during the day. Then go back to the hotel for a quick rest, then its off to one of the best night lives going! It’s true that many bars at spring break make over 25% of their annual profits during this week. Whether its a party place, disco, or superclub you’re almost guaranteed that the joint will be packed!Another great thing about spring break in Florida is that every great sponsor from Budweiser and Hawaiian Tropic to Playboy and MTV have party’s headquarters for everyone check out. For the women there are tons of “Ladies Night’s” all week and for the men there is never a shortage of gentlemen establishments. This is one vacation that you will remember for the rest of your life!

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It’s hard to get excited at the sight of yet another gorgeous blonde bombshell, but for Donna D’Errico we will make an exception. She certainly does her ancestry proud by filling out the characteristics we so often associate with Italian women. Sexy, voluptuous, witty and with an ever so slight hint of a temper.

What really shocks us about the former Baywatch beauty is not her incredible looks (we’ve been used to that for years), but the fact that she has mothered four kids and managed to maintain a figure that would make her former co-star Carmen Electra proud.
What a nipple Nikki!!:)

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It’s hard to get excited at the sight of yet another gorgeous blonde bombshell, but for Donna D’Errico we will make an exception. She certainly does her ancestry proud by filling out the characteristics we so often associate with Italian women. Sexy, voluptuous, witty and with an ever so slight hint of a temper.

What really shocks us about the former Baywatch beauty is not her incredible looks (we’ve been used to that for years), but the fact that she has mothered four kids and managed to maintain a figure that would make her former co-star Carmen Electra proud.
What a nipple Nikki!!:)

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Another shame inducing waste of time, brought to you today by the fine folks at IMDb: “Rumors Jennifer Aniston is dating Vince Vaughn have surfaced again after the Hollywood stars were photographed hugging each other on the set of upcoming movie The Break Up. (Aniston) has been concentrating on her acting career since her split from Brad Pitt earlier this year - but pictures publishing in British newspapers show the co-stars touching each other in a way which suggests they are more than friends. In one snap published in the Daily Express Vaughn has both of his arms wrapped around Aniston, while she has both of her hands resting on his thigh.”

Here are those pictures the article mentions, and the noteworthy thing here is how big Celebrity Heartthrob Vince Vaughn looks. And I don’t mean fat (well, I kinda do) but he also looks taller than I remember. In the last picture, Aniston looks like she’s about to jump on his back like the end of that scene where Yoda decapitated those two Storm Troopers sent to kill him. Yoda’s fuckin cool!

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In what should be the world’s most surprising story but somehow isn’t, Jenn Rivell, the ex-fiancé of Bam Margera, claimed durng an interview this morning on Philadelphia based radio station Q102 that Bam had sex with Jessica Simpson, backing up the same claim made by Phil Margera, Bam’s father. Rivell also claimed knowledge that Simpson had sex with Johnny Knoxville while the two were filming the Dukes of Hazard. Rivell did not address what in the hell is wrong with Sean William Scott and why he couldn’t get any of that.

You can hear Rivell’s entire phone call on the Chio in the Morning radio show right here.

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A few years ago, I spent my spring break in Cancun, where I got hit on every night by this tall, dorky waiter at La Boom. He gave me roses, cards, buttons and free drinks. Finally, my friend said to wait for him to finish work and I did. After we were outside, we realized he didn’t speak any English and my Spanish sucked, but we knew we liked each other. We kissed and exchanged phone numbers, and when I got back to the States we talked regularly on phone for the next few months (with our dictionaries open in front of us). Then I decided to get a job teaching English in Cancun and move in with him. (Brilliant idea right? I barely even knew him!) We lived together for about a year, until I got sick of Cancun and decided to return home. But I didn’t forget to bring back some Mexican souvenirs—like a sombrero, some tequila…and my future husband! We’ve been married for over two years now. My family says I’m not to bring home any more living souvenirs from vacations! Strangely enough, Pablo (my hubby) agrees this time!

Kristin

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Hot girls make me so happy. So you can imagine the unbridled joy and near painful hard-on these picture of Jessica Alba in a see-thru dress taken Saturday at the MTV Movie Awards gives me. This dress is actually fairly dopey looking, unless you’re turned on by Robin Hood, (and I heard you were. Perv) but the fact that it’s the sheerest fabric ever developed by the world’s greatest fabric making people gets it a gold medal in whatever category that might be.

In non-masturbating news, I feel compelled to mention the pain it causes me that Dustin Hoffman won the MTV award for ‘Best Comedic Performance’. Dustin Hoffman is a lot of things (most of them weird) but funny isn’t one of them. Unless your idea of funny is something awkward and tragic like a birthday party pony collapsing and dying because the fat kid got on. Oh, uhh, never mind. I hadn’t pictured that until just now.

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It’s every college student’s favorite time of year: Spring Break! This is when the books get dropped, the clothes come off, and all that pent-up frustration gets poured into fun, sun, and parties!
At College Club’s Spring Break Takeover, we want you to show off your party spirit. Send us your photos, your stories, and your memories of Spring Break past and present, and we’ll feature them all over College Club for the month of March. And be on the lookout for hot prizes and contests, too!

To be a part of Spring Break Takeover, send your stories, memories and pics to webmaster@fuckingbikini.com.com!

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